These are some of the things I want out of life. If any one out there can help provide me with any of the items on this page I would be more than greatful. First: I know very few of these things will be easily obtained. Second: What fun would having them be if they were easy to obtain. Third: I love a challenge. So if any of you out there in internet land have any ideas how I can get my hands on any of these things let me know.

• A signed first edition of Lord of the Rings.
• A Hugo and/or Nebula.
• A PhD in Philosophy
• Entrance to the Clarion or Clarion West writer's Workshops.

• A dual Pentium 300 processor.
• T-3 connection from my house.(Great for Quake online.)
• 40 inch moniter.
• 100 disk zip drive.
• Combination laser printer/ fax/ scanner.
• The origanal "PONG" arcade game.(Just because it would be cool.)

• Richard Grey: An old collage buddy who got a girlfriend and dissapeared off the face of the earth. I miss him alot and want to know if he's okay. BRO's before HO's Rich.
• Kevin Spencer: He was my best friend when I was living in Woodland California. When I was seven I moved to Sacramento. A year or so later he moved to Orland. I haven't heard from him since.
• Mike Winters: Another Woodland friend. He was two years older than me and lived across the street. He gave me my first real nick name: "Monkey Man".
• Jimmy Sanchez: Yet another Woodland friend. He lived across the street and next door to Mike. I remember him as kind of "the side kick" for the rest of us in the neighborhood.
• Phil Campbell: A friend from highschool who I spent far too much time getting into trouble with. Last I heard he had moved to Ohio or Idaho or some other insane B.F.E. state in the Mid West.

• Tammy Cruseburg: A girl I liked throughout 8th grade and the first girl I truly had fantacies about. Not I won't tell you what they were. I was in jr. high. They weren't all that great.
• Laura Murphy: She was a senior when I was a junior in high school. She was also the best looking cheer leader in the shool. Yes, I had a crush on a cheer leader. Sue me.
• Nikki and April: Two girls I liked in 1st grade. I don't remember their last names. They were both in Mrs. Kelly's 1st grade class at Gibson elemantary school in 1978 and would be about 25 - 26 now. April was a Jehova's Witness.
• Brandi Glanville: I had a crush on here for the better part of my freshman year in high school. I found out over the next several years that we had nothing in common. I heard that she was recently in an accident and was wondering how she was doing.
• Megan Brady: The first woman I was ever willing to marry. Last I heard she was married and living in Santa Cruz. I still have her ball gown.

• Moira Kelly: If you haven't seen The Cutting Edge you won't understand.
• Cameron Diaz: Started to like here as soon as I saw The Mask. After I learned to swing dance I decided that one night she and I would have to go out for dinner, dancing, and a little romancing.
• Terry Farrel: One word: DAX!!!!!
• Carrie Wescott:A model who is absolutely gorgous. I'll freely admit this one is all about looks.

• Harrison Ford: He's been my screen hero since Raider's of the Lost Ark.
• Harlan Ellison: "Repent Harliquin!" said the Ticktock Man.
  "Get stuffed!" replied the Harliquin.
• Ray Bradbury: The godfather of science fiction.
• Geoff Tate: Lead singer of Queensryche.
• Robert Redford: For my mom.

• My own swing club.
• Jim Carry's zoot suit from The Mask.
• An I.V. line of "Jolt" cola.
• My innocence.
• Idigo Montoya's rapier from The Princess Bride.
• 1965 Ford Mustang rag top.
• A wonderful, meaningful relationship with a beautiful, smart, fun, and nice woman.