I dreamed that I was talking to my boss, and we were supposed to go on some sort of recreational pasttime. nobody had any suggestions, so I gave in and said I would show her how to bowl properly. she had no idea I knew.

we went to the bowling lane, and I said let's start with showing you how to pick out a bowling ball with a proper fit. we started looking at the house balls, and I was sort of showing her backwards (putting the thumb in and seeing where the fingers fell, instead of vice versa). then I realized, none of the balls would fit, becuase her right hand ring finger was all stumpy and deformed, not like it had been cut off or something, but like it had grown thick and short instead of proportional to the rest of her fingers.