I was trying to acheive Enlightenment by meditating in a lotus position.
For some reason I was doing this on a sidewalk in a downtown-Oakland-like
place when it was threatening to rain. My hands were relaxed on my lap...
some teacher brought her class to a nearby park on a field trip, and one of
them noticed me, and said "look at her hands, aren't they in the [number
forgotten here]th position of the Buddha?" ANd I wanted to laugh, but it
would break my concentration, so I just meditated faster.

ahahahaha meditated faster. the concept was so ludicrous I woke up

and this post is why they all made it into the blog...
man I should write these down or something. Before they scroll over.