i dreamed that for some reason the catholic church regained most of
its former power and they had come to our house to inspect and ensure
that we (heather and I) weren't heretics or pagans.

somehow i got wind of this before hand and managed to hide all the evidence

heather didn't know they were coming, and she was in the shower when they
arrived...they started inspecting the downstairs, and when heather got out
she pointed out that I had forgotten about my copy of the book _Holy Blood,
Holy Grail_ [which presents, shall we say, an alternative explanation of
Jesus and the Crusades], which was still on the top bookshelf. I couldn't
grab it and hide it, what if they caught me with it in my hand? I would be
tortured for sure.

Somehow heather, myself, and two others, managed to sneak outside and start
to flee before the priests found the incriminating book. we ended up fleeing
to these southern-california-like mountains in order to join up with others
who had also fled since the Church began its persecutions^?^?^?^?^?^?^?^?^?^?
cracking down on heretics.

...
there was another dream of grocery shopping with my housemates, the details
of which I won't bore you, except to say that they really wanted to buy these
blue-and-purple things that were like otter pops, except vaguely sperm-shaped.